Linda is a whacky street whore. She is dying of liver cancer but she is still turning tricks out on the stroll. Linda shares the story of her fucked up life of how her Dad was a cop and she ended up a hooker. Since she is dying of cancer for her Birthday present the family bought her a coffin Talk about dysfunctional. Linda says screw that she wants to be dropped in the ocean in lingerie to be eaten one last time. Linda cries that she has never been to a strip club owned a vibrator or seen a porno movie. Cracker Jack is feeling like a a good Samaritan so he has Linda blow him and then takes her out to fulfill her dirty dying wishes at the local porn shop and strip club.